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DONALD TRUMP: They say
the noise causes cancer.

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You told me that one, OK?

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Reer, reer.

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SETH MEYERS: President Trump
claimed that the noise made

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by wind turbines causes cancer.

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I've been trying to
decide all day what

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the craziest part
of that sentence is,

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and I think it's President.

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STEPHEN COLBERT: Of course,
windmills cause cancer.

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That's why everyone
in Holland is dead.

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DONALD TRUMP: And
of course, it's

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like a graveyard for birds.

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If you love birds, you'd never
want to walk under a windmill,

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because it's a very
sad, sad sight.

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TREVOR NOAH: Trump
doesn't really care

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about the welfare of birds.

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In fact, to me, it looks like
he's on a mission to wipe out

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the entire species on his own.

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STEPHEN COLBERT: It's true--

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Donald Trump grieves
for the birds.

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Here he is attending a
wake for a beloved chicken.

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[LAUGHTER]

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The funeral was open bucket.

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It was, "Rest in 12 pieces."

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SETH MEYERS: So many
questions-- first,

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the idea that noise
from windmills

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causes cancer is insane.

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But second, why does his
impression keep changing?

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DONALD TRUMP: Wing.

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Reer, reer.

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SETH MEYERS: You
know cats, cats,

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they're either like meow,
or woof, woof, woof, woof.

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- What do we really know
about this invisible gas

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that abducts girls from Kansas?

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Wind ruins our parades, and
it attacks our president.

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Wind-- it blows.

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DONALD TRUMP: I'm Donald Trump,
and I approve this message.

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