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TREVOR NOAH: Oh,
well look at that--

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Kirstjen Nielson, the woman
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border enforcement,
has been deported

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out of the White House.

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STEPHEN COLBERT: I believe
she's leaving to spend more

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time separating her family.

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JAMES CORDEN: And
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newest plan is just to build the
wall out of his former staff.

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STEPHEN COLBERT: Nielsen's
departure is not a total shock.

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Reportedly for weeks
Nielsen has felt in limbo.

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Limbo is the right word here,
because we've all been watching

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just how low she can go.

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TREVOR NOAH: She was the face
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family separation
policy, where kids

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were split from their
parents and kept in cages.

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So basically the only
job she can get now

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is working for R. Kelly.

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SETH MEYERS: You just
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her is going to be even worse.

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Nielsen stepping down is
like in Jurassic Park movies

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where a little dinosaur runs
by you like, oh that's cute.

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And then you look back and
there's a T-Rex chasing it.

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You're like, oh.

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Oh, that's why it was running.

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STEPHEN COLBERT: Trump was upset
because Nielsen hasn't enacted

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stricter immigration rules.

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So he just needs someone who
can be crueler to children

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than Kirstjen Nielsen.

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Get ready for Secretary of
Homeland Security Pennywise.

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And of course, she will
be taking his place.

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